A Priest is Always Wrong Because...
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A Priest is Always Wrong Because...
A Priest is Always Wrong Because...
If he begins his mass on time, his watch is advanced;
If he begins a minute later, he keeps people waiting
If he preaches too long, he makes people get bored;
If his homily is too short, he is unprepared.
If he owns a car, he is luxurious;
If he does not own one, he does not go with the times.
If he goes out to visit families, he is always out:
If he does not, he has no time for them.
If he asks for donations, he is a moneymaker;
If he does not do it, he is too proud and lazy.
If he takes time in the confessional, he is too slow;
If he makes it too fast, he has no time for his penitents.
If he renovates the church, he throws away money;
If he does not do it, he allows everything to rot away.
If he is with the youth, he forgets the old.
If he is seen with women, he is a playboy;
If he goes with men, he is not normal;
If he is young, he has no experience;
If he is old, he should retire.
As long as he lives, there are always people who are better than him;
BUT IF THE PRIEST DIES....THERE IS NOBODY TO TAKE HIS PLACE!
Do your still remember this? Patok na patok ang mga t-shirts nito dati sa seminaryo
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A Priest is Always Wrong Because... :: Comments
Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:21 pm by colsec
pipsilverio wrote:shawn kemp erwin baka may maniwala sa inyo basta suportahan taka dun sa project shawn kemp
erwin kapag nag vocation campaign si joel baka sa married life mapunta yun dapat ekung ganun eto title ng shirt "A husband Is ALWAYS RIGHT but always wrong in the eyes of a wife"
ganun ba yun? hehehe
Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:32 am by pipsilverio
nakakalamang na s ganun na nga hehehehe
colsec wrote:pipsilverio wrote:shawn kemp erwin baka may maniwala sa inyo basta suportahan taka dun sa project shawn kemp
erwin kapag nag vocation campaign si joel baka sa married life mapunta yun dapat ekung ganun eto title ng shirt "A husband Is ALWAYS RIGHT but always wrong in the eyes of a wife"
ganun ba yun? hehehe
Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:39 am by colsec
pipsilverio wrote:nakakalamang na s ganun na nga hehehehecolsec wrote:pipsilverio wrote:shawn kemp erwin baka may maniwala sa inyo basta suportahan taka dun sa project shawn kemp
erwin kapag nag vocation campaign si joel baka sa married life mapunta yun dapat ekung ganun eto title ng shirt "A husband Is ALWAYS RIGHT but always wrong in the eyes of a wife"
ganun ba yun? hehehe
suggest mo kay oyot...
Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:54 am by eric_shaq_borgy
Tovarisch wrote:eric_shaq_borgy wrote:
Magandang idea yun kavice, papauwian kita ng gasolina saka buhangin.. Hehehehe. Syempre mas accessible sa Nueva ECija para paguwi ko, Panis ang mga pagano because the Priest is always Strong..
Sheq, yan ba ang resulta pag buhangin lang kinakain mo?
of course, soup ko langis...
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